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The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories

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New York Times Bestseller

Do you believe in magic? Can you imagine a war between wizards? An exciting journey in an airship or down in a submarine? Would you like to meet the fastest truncheon in the Wild West?

The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner is the second fabulously funny short-story collection from the late acclaimed storyteller Sir Terry Pratchett, author of the beloved and bestselling Discworld fantasy series. A follow-up to Dragons at Crumbling Castle, this second batch of storytelling gems features stories written when Sir Terry was just seventeen years old and working as a junior reporter. In these pages, new Pratchett fans will find wonder, mayhem, sorcery, and delight—and loyal readers will recognize the seeds of ideas that went on to influence his most beloved tales later in life.

As Neil Gaiman says, "a Terry Pratchett book is a small miracle"—and The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner proves to be another miracle taking its place alongside Pratchett's astounding and cherished body of work.

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    • AudioFile Magazine
      Standout English actor Julian Rhind-Tutt narrates these early Terry Pratchett gems with a gentle, timeless, settled-in feel. There are also glee and winks in Rhind-Tutt's voice when he reads about cowboys and trolls, three men in a submarine in a bathtub, and, of course, a witch riding a vacuum cleaner who catches the amorous eye of a local magician. Pratchett was just a 17-year-old cub reporter when he wrote some of these fantasy pieces, and already he was laying down the foundation for a fifty-year career as one of the world's best-loved humorists. A fun collection. B.P. © AudioFile 2017, Portland, Maine
    • School Library Journal

      February 1, 2017

      Gr 3-6-A magical vacuum cleaner, a time-traveling television, airships, feuds, wars, scandals, and gnomes are but a few of the magical conundrums and characters in this collection. Each story is well-developed, engaging, and complex. Laced with the humor only Pratchett can deliver, this volume of tales is a great way to remember the late author's writing style. Some of the characters' names, when read aloud, are even good for a laugh. Quirky footnotes, text that pops off the page, and memorable scenes draw readers deep into Pratchett's world. VERDICT This is a must-read for any fantasy, adventure, or Pratchett fan-and a great way to introduce his writings to a new generation.-Kira Moody, Whitmore Public Library, Salt Lake City

      Copyright 2017 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Kirkus

      November 1, 2016
      More free-range juvenilia from the much-missed creator of Discworld.Following up on The Dragons at Crumbling Castle, and Other Stories (2015), these 14 tales were likewise originally published in the 1960s and '70s in the Bucks Free Press and reappear here with fresh titles and, as Pratchett puts it in his posthumous introduction, a few added "bits and bobs." Mostly set in either the contemporary town of Blackbury or the "Wild West" (i.e., Welsh) hamlet of Llandanffwnfafegettupagogo, the tales tend toward silly upsets. These range from the mysterious transformation of local residents into Elizabethans to the exploits of Police Constable Bryn Bunyan, "fastest truncheon west of the River Severn," at the O.K. Sheep Dip and elsewhere. In several episodes, adventurers, usually diminutive, intrepidly set out in such odd vehicles as a passing airship, a walnut submarine, or a human-sized lorry (this last forming the kernel of a later novel, Truckers). Aside from "An Ant Called 4179003" who settles in with an errant bee (both males, read into that what you will), the casts are all filled with standard, mundane or magical white, British types. Bravery shows up almost as often as buffoonery in these satiric bits and bobs. (Fantasy/short stories. 10-12)

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    • Booklist

      November 1, 2016
      Grades 3-6 It's no surprise that this collection of 14 short stories, a companion to Dragons at Crumbling Castle (2015), is a charmer designed to plaster a smile on any kid's face. Penned by a 17-year-old Pratchett and originally published in his local newspaper, these whimsical tales already bear this prolific author's hallmark humor and imagination. Magic, of course, appears in many of the stories, from rival magicians trying to turn each other's front doors to cheese in Wizard War to a librarian who accidentally turns his town Elizabethanruffs, hast thous, and allin The Truly Terrible Toothache. An unpronounceable Welsh town reveals itself to be a second Wild West, and readers will get a kick out of paying it and its oddball residents several visits. Many stories share a common theme of exploration, and these uncommon adventurersan ant, a gnome, a trollare unified in their need to discover the wider world and their places in it. Perhaps not Pratchett's most noteworthy work, but it is a guaranteed pleasure to read. HIGH-DEMAND BACKSTORY: It's Pratchett! His legion of Discworld and Tiffany Aching followers are probably already at the door.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2016, American Library Association.)

    • The Horn Book

      January 1, 2018
      Originally published serially in the 1960s and 1970s, the short stories in this posthumous collection introduce readers to a variety of absurd, frequently magical settings and situations, including the "real Wild West" (Wales). Pratchett fans will enjoy the quick wit, nonstop wordplay, and imaginative setups, but the stories lack the underlying spirit that characterized the author's acclaimed later, longer works.

      (Copyright 2018 by The Horn Book, Incorporated, Boston. All rights reserved.)

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  • English

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  • ATOS Level:5.5
  • Lexile® Measure:820
  • Interest Level:4-8(MG)
  • Text Difficulty:3-4

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